Inuyasha TV Quotes to organize later

"These pickles are full of history!" -Grandpa
"These human creatures . . . I should think you had enough of them." -Sesshomaru
"Are you done? I am." -Sesshomaru
"All this for a memory and a dead mortal girl? If I'd known that's what it took to make you fight, I'd've killed her sooner." -Sesshomaru
"That's Oda Nobunaga. Hello, didn't you study history?"- Kagome
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Kagome's Grandpa: These pickles are full of history!
Kagome: Not half as full as you are.
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Kagome: I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: You can't just leave, you.
Kagome: My name isn't You. It's Kagome.
Inuyasha: Wait, stupid.
Kagome: It's not Stupid, either.
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Yura: Of course, her hair is not so pretty as yours, Inuyasha, but then, waste not, want not.
Kagome: Not so pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it, anyway? You live in a world where they don't even have shampoo!
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Kaede: If only Inuyasha and young Kagome could learn to like each other more.
Child: But they do like each other.
Kagome: (trying to give medical treatment to InuYasha while sitting on top of him) I said take it off!
InuYasha: What if I don't feel like it?
Kaede: Avert ye eyes!
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This is an interactive Keade quote- I'll use the manga version of it for Kagome and Inuyasha
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Kagome: You coward!
Jaken: Why, you...
Kagome: You stinking toad!
Jaken: You stinking human!
Kagome: This human's going to kick your...
Jaken: I don't think so.
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Inuyasha: Yo.
Myoga: Yes.
Inuyasha: I couldn't pull the sword out, could I?
Myoga: Not really, no.
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Inuyasha: And all for something like that, you pretended she was my mother!
Sesshomaru: You're not amused?
Inuyasha: No, I'm not, you bastard!
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Myoga: Kagome, toxic fumes--very dangerous.
Kagome: I kinda figured that.
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Kagome: That's Oda Nobunaga. Hello, didn't you study history?
Myoga: Well, actually my dear, that's not what the signature says.
Kagome: Amari Nobunaga? But I thought you were Oda Nobunaga!
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Kagome: Actually, instant noodles were invented right here in Japan during the space age. Everyone eats them, but originally they were made for astronauts in outer space!
Inuyasha: Astronuts?
Kagome: Astronauts. We've explored outer space. Hey right! I guess you don't even know we've been to the moon!
Inuyasha: On a bicycle?
Kagome: No, in a rocket, of course!
Inuyasha: And a rocket would be?
Kagome: They're long, and they're usually white, and flames shoot out the bottom, 'Count down to launch, Zoom! Lift off!'
(Inuyasha slurps, finishing his ramen.)
Kagome: (looking annoyed) Trust you to be more impressed by noodles than space travel.
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Inuyasha: So Shippo, your village called. They're missing their idiot.
Shippo: Kagome, he's being mean to me!
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Inuyasha: Yeah, sure. I make that mistake all the time.
Myoga: Well, you're only human-- or half-human.
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Shippo: What’s that? It’s a demon!
Inuyasha: What are you scared for? You’re a demon too.
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